May 2013
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legendofserket:
shaleimp:
drake hit on nicki minaj and claimed he fell in love with her when they first met and invited her to get food with him and later on in the day he showed up at her door with food she took it and slammed the door in his face
nicki minaj called out steven tyler…
“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...”
–
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.
It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry...
barbieprivilege:
*seductively lays across your lap and starts crying*
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bullshit they're never going to need.
“Yes, false rape accusations happen. Run the protocol anyway. I’ve heard that...”
– - JAG lawyer, speaking to my husband’s plant during Sexual Assault Prevention Month. (via circusbones)
cosmo tip #658
expertcosmotips:
make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him
“Making love with you
Is like drinking sea water.
The more I drink
The...”
– Kenneth Rexroth, “The Love Poems of Marichiko: VII” (via syngling)
niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
louderdecibelle:
koizumim:
really though
if breasts, butts and legs are so distracting to men, to the point they cant function
why arent they that distracting to lesbians
and at that point
why isnt the penis bulge and legs not distracting enough to gay men to warrant men being put under the same dress codes
#spoilers: its because its bullshit
“I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice...”
– Angelina Jolie goes public about her double mastectomy, explaining how women’s health issues don’t affect womanhood. Read it. (via think-progress)
graceebooks:
unfollowing me won’t free you from the chains of capitalism
ghostkid:
girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
unfreshing:
this pussy clean this pussy squeaky
that pussy old, that pussy creaky
